Everywhere I went, the thing loomed over me like the away-team set from a particularly strange episode of Star Trek, and at all times, in all places, I could feel the presence of eyes upon the back of my neck. Most unsettling.
You have to wonder what gets watched on that TV set.
I don't even know what to say about this thing.
Whatta ya say we just get the hell out of here, ok?
This place is giving me a case of the galloping collywobbles.